Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Week 3

Hey All,

It was big weekend for the UMFL. Big offensive performances in the NFL means big points scored in the UMFL. It seemed like you needed to break 100 to win this week. Here are the results...

T3SNBN 116- Tax Dodgers 99
Rex's Team 101- Avalon Aces 91
Huachuka Chukars 113- Mighty Birnkrant Moose 108
Quite Smashing Pumpkins 106- The J Team 58
HB Footballers 89- Canoga Lakes Capitalists 81
Grape Stompers 90- Radisson Rebels 88
Thunder Mountain Lightning 110- Little Flowers of Jesus 106
The Huntresses 89- Creek Trail Burros 77
Rancho Eagles 86- Tubby Corgis 71

Three Things from this past weekend...

1. Being a kicker in the NFL is a tough job. Just ask Sebastian Janikowski and Garrett Hartley.

2. The San Francisco 49ers are in deep trouble and their schedule doesn't help them in the next few weeks.

3. The Steelers are rolling without Ben Roethlesberger. I hope he doesn't blow it for them when he comes back.

Folks, remember to get your starting lineups in by 8:00 PM Saturday night. The byes begin in the NFL this week. Dallas, Kansas City, Minnesota, and Tampa Bay are all off this week.

A final note...
A couple of days ago, one of the greats of the game passed away. George Blanda died at age 83. Blanda's incredible 26 seasons in the NFL and AFL will never be equaled. He retired in 1976, one month shy of his 49th birthday, still able to hit 50-yard field goals and throw 50-yard TD passes. He played for great coaches, that included Bear Bryant (when Bryant was the HC at Kentucky), George Halas with the Bears, and the legendary John Madden with the Raiders. He was one of the last great all-around players. He could run, throw, and kick. He also holds a unique place in Topps football card history. Back when the 1975 Topps football card set came out, his bio and lifetime stats took up so much space he has two cards in the set. He's on cards 7 and 8. He is an iconic symbol of the game and is greatly missed.

Until Next week folks,
-The Commissioner


Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Week 2

Hey All,

Week two is in the books for the NFL and the UMFL. Here are this week's three things that I liked seeing in this past weekend's games.

1. I loved watching Troy Polamalu intercept a pass thrown by Vince Young. I loved watching Vince Young being benched even more.

2. I liked watching karma catch up with Reggie Bush.

3. I liked watching the Cardinals lose big in Atlanta. I think they could use Matt Leinart.

Results
T3SNBN 105- Rex's Team 79
Avalon Aces 86- Huachuca Chukars 61
Tax Dodgers 94- The Huntresses 73
Canoga Lakes Capitalists 102, Quite Smashing Pumpkins 91
HB Footballers 73- The J Team 61
Little Flowers of Jesus 71- Grape Stompers 62
Thunder Mountain Lightning 82- Radisson Rebels 80
Creek Trail Burros 67- Tubby Corgis 40
Mighty Birnkrant Moose 89- Rancho Eagles 59

Remember to get your starting lineups in for this week by Saturday night at 8:00 PM PDT.

-The Commissioner

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Week1

Hey All,

The first week of the NFl season is done and we had some good games in the UMFL. Here's the first edition of three things...

1. The Quite Smashing Pumpkins will be hard to beat if they put 126 point on the board each week.
2. A lot of owners fell for the hype around the Jets.
3. The Raiders still stink.

For week two, you have until Saturday night to get your starting lineups in for the week. Also there are no byes in the NFL this week.

-The Commissioner

Results:
T3SNBN 78- Avalon Aces 56
Tax Dodgers 88- Huachuca Chukars 84
Rex's Team 77- Tubby Corgis 52
Quite Smashing Pumpkins 126- HB Footballers 65
Canoga Lakes Capitalists 75- The J Team 74
Thunder Mountain Lightning 100- Grape Stompers 45
Little Flowers of Jesus 93- Radisson Rebels 49
Rancho Eagles 79- Creek Trail Burros 67
MIghty Birnkrant Moose 65- The Huntresses 61



Wednesday, September 8, 2010

ROSTERS

Hey All, these are the rosters to open the season. Please note that week on e starters are in red type.

-The Commissioner



2010 UMFL ROSTERS





THUNDER MOUNTAIN LIGHTINING


HUACHUCA CHUKARS


MIGHTY BIRNKRANT MOOSE

D. BREES -NO

QB

T. BRADY-NE

QB

M. SANCHEZ- NYJ

P. MANNING- IND

QB

A. RODGERS- GB

QB

P. MANNING- IND

A. PETERSON- MIN

RB

C. JOHNSON- TEN

RB

C. JOHNSON- TEN

M. JONES-DREW- JAX

RB

D. WILLIAMS- CAR

RB

M. TURNER- ATL

C. JOHNSON- TEN

RB

A. PETERSON- MIN

RB

A. PETERSON- MIN

L. FITZGERALD- ARI

WR

R. MOSS- NE

WR

W. WELKER- NE

R. MOSS- NE

WR

D. JACKSON- PHI

WR

A. JOHNSON- HOU

D. CLARK- IN

WR

A. JOHNSON- HOU

WR

A. GATES- SD

S. GOSTKOWSKI-NE

K

J. FEELY- ARI

K

M. PRATER- DEN

J. FEELY- AZ

K

R. LONGWELL- MIN

K

D. AKERS- PHI

NEW YORK JETS

D

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

D

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

D

ARIZONA CARDINALS

D

ARIZONA CARDINALS






AVALON ACES


CREEK TRAIL BURROS


QUITE SMASHING PUMPKINS

D. BREES- NO

QB

P. MANNING- IND

QB

P. MANNING- IND

P. MANNING- IND

QB

B. FAVRE- GB

QB

D. BREES- NO

M. TURNER- ATL

RB

F. JONES- DAL

RB

C. JOHNSON- TEN

S. GREEN- NYJ

RB

D. WILLIAMS- CAR

RB

A. PETERSON- MIN

S. JACKSON- STL

RB

R. BUSH- NO

RB

F. GORE -SF

R. WHITE-ATL

WR

R. MOSS- NE

WR

R. WAYNE- IND

R. WAYNE- IND

WR

J. WITTEN- DAL

WR

M. AUSTIN- DAL

C. JOHNSON- DET

WR

T. OWENS- CIN

WR

D. CLARK- IND

G. HARTLEY-NO

K

N. RACKERS- HOU

K

R. LONGWELL- MIN

D. BUEHLER- DAL

K

D. BUEHLER- DAL

K

N. KAEDING- SD

NEW YORK JETS

D

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

D

NEW YORK JETS

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

D

WASHINGTON REDSKINS

D

DALLAS COWBOYS






GRAPE STOMPERS


LITTLE FLOWERS OF JESUS


CANOGA LAKES CAPITALISTS

M. SANCHEZ- NYJ

QB

A. RODGERS- GB

QB

M. SCHAUB- HOU

C. PALMER- CIN

QB

D. BREES- NO

QB

P. MANNING- IND

L. TOMLINSON- NYJ

RB

A. PETERSON- MIN

RB

C. JOHNSON- TEN

J. ADDAI- IND

RB

M. JONES DREW- JAX

RB

F. GORE- SF

A. PETERSON- MIN

RB

C. JOHNSON- TEN

RB

J. BEST- DEN

C. OCHOCINCO- CIN

WR

M. AUSTIN- DAL

WR

A. JOHNSON- HOU

P. HARVIN- MIN

WR

R. WAYNE- IND

WR

W. WELKER- NE

S. HOLMES- NYJ

WR

L. FITZGERALD- ARI

WR

R. WAYNE- IND

A. VINATERI- IND

K

N. KAEDING- SD

K

D. AKERS- PHI

M. CROSBY- GB

K

R. LONGWELL- MIN

K

J.HANSON- DET

BALTIMORE RAVENS

D

NEW YORK JETS

D

BALTIMORE RAVENS

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

D

BALTIMORE RAVENS

D

NEW YORK JETS






T3SNBN


HB FOOTBALLERS


RADISSON REBELS

P. MANNING- IND

QB

A. RODGERS- GB

QB

M. SANCHEZ- NYJ

E. MANNING- NYJ

QB

D. BREES- NO

QB

D. BREES- NO

R. BUSH- NO

RB

A. PETERSON- MIN

RB

A. PETERSON- MIN

A. PETERSON- MIN

RB

M. JONES-DREW- JAX

RB

J. ADDAI- IND

R. MENDENHALL- PIT

RB

R. MATTHEWS- SD

RB

M. BARBER III- DAL

C. OCHOCINCO- CIN

WR

A. JOHNSON- HOU

WR

R. MOSS- NE

J. SHOCKEY- NO

WR

M. COLSTON- NO

WR

F. DAVIS- WAS

A. JOHNSON- HOU

WR

J. WITTEN- DAL

WR

L. FITZGERALD- ARI

S. JANIKOWSKI- OAK

K

M. CROSBY- GB

K

S. GOSTKOWSKI- NE

R. LONGWELL- MIN

K

G. HARTLEY- NO

K

N. KAEDING- SD

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

D

GREEN BAY PACKERS

D

NEW YORK JETS

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

D

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

D

MINNESOTA VIKINGS






THE HUNTRESSES


REX’S TEAM


TUBBY CORGIS

M. SANCHEZ- NYJ

QB

A. RODGERS- GB

QB

V. YOUNG- TEN

T. ROMO- DAL

QB

D. BREES- NO

QB

M. RYAN- ATL

D. WILLIAMS- CAR

RB

C. JOHNSON- TEN

RB

C.J. SPILLER- BUF

C. BENSON- CIN

RB

M. TURNER- ATL

RB

J. ADDAI- IND

R. MATTHEWS- SD

RB

R. RICE- BAL

RB

S. SLATON- HOU

D. CLARK- IND

WR

A. JOHNSON- HOU

WR

D. HESTER- CHI

C. OCHOCINCO- CIN

WR

R. MOSS- NE

WR

V. DAVIS- SF

R. MOSS- NE

WR

L. FITZGERALD- ARI

WR

A. FASANO- MIA

D. BUEHLER- DAL

K

S. GOSTKOWSKI- NE

K

O. MARE- MIA

D. AKERS- PHI

K

G. HARTLEY- NO

K

M . BRYANT- ATL

NEW YORK JETS

D

NEW YORK JETS

D

ATLANTA FALCONS

GREEN BAY PACKERS

D

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

D

WASHINGTON REDSKINS






TAX DODGERS


RANCHO EAGLES


THE J TEAM

A. RODGERS- GB

QB

B. FAVRE- GB

QB

J. FLACCO- BAL

D. BREES -NO

QB

M. HASSELBECK- SEA

QB

J. FREEMAN- TB

C. JOHNSON- TEN

RB

R. BUSH- NO

RB

C. JOHNSON- TEN

A. PETERSON- MIN

RB

C. JOHNSON- TEN

RB

L. JOHNSON- WAS

R. RICE- BAL

RB

R. RICE- BAL

RB

J. JOHNSON- HOU

M. AUSTIN- DAL

WR

L. FITZGERALD- ARI

WR

A. JOHNSON- HOU

A. JOHNSON- HOU

WR

R. MOSS- NE

WR

C. JOHNSON- DET

R. MOSS- NE

WR

A. JOHNSON- HOU

WR

S. JOHNSON- BUF

N. KAEDING- SD

K

J. FEELY- ARI

K

S. JANIKOWSKI- OAK


K

R. LONGWELL- MIN

K

J. HANSON- DET

NEW YORK JETS

D

NEW YORK JETS

D

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS


D

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

D

NEW YORK JETS