Week 7

Hey All,

Another week has gone by in the NFL and it was a wild one ranging from Carson Palmer's 412 yards passing to DeAngelo Hall's four interceptions. Here are the scores...

Avalon Aces 103- Canoga Lakes Capitalists 94

Grape Stompers 109- The Huntresses 61

Little Flowers of Jesus 76- Tubby Corgis 69

HB Footballers 90- Huachuka Chukars 87

Creek Trail Burros 99- Thunder Mountain Lightning 93

Mighty Birnkrant Moose 89- Radisson Rebels 77

T3SNBN 88- Rancho Eagles 52

Quite Smashing Pumpkins 85- Rex's Team 65

Tax Dodgers 102- The J Team 91

Three Things I know This Week:

1. Atlanta is a great team at home.

2. Pittsburgh is a great team on the road.

3. The Bills aren't good a team anywhere.

This Week's Byes: Atlanta, Chicago, Cleveland, New York Giants, Philadelphia, and Baltimore are all off. So watch yourselves when sending me your lineups.

Have a great week!

-The Commissioner

WEEK 6

Hey All, How about those finishes in the NFL this week? Who thought Miami could win at Green Bay or that the Rams would beat the Chargers? Here's this week's scores...

Canoga Lakes Capitalists 94- Tax Dodogers 89

Grape Stompers 81- Creek Trail Burros 67

LIttle Flowers of Jesus 73- The Huntresses 63

Huachuca Chukars 87- The J Team 84

HB Footballers 86- Rex's Team 85

Radisson Rebels 65- Tubby Corgis 61

Rancho Eagles 80- Thunder Mountain Lightning 69

T3SNBN 94- Quite Smashing Pumpkins 78

Avalon Aces 66- Mighty Birnkrant Moose 65

Three things I know this week:

1. It was cool to see a kicker with a captain's patch on his uniform. Detroit PK Jason Hanson is the best product to come out of there in about the last 20 years.

2. The Cowboys are due for a major overhaul in the offseason.

3. I know helmet-to-helmet hits can be bad, but crackback blocks are just as bad. However, more of them occur every game than tose big helmet-to-helmet hits.

This week's byes: Detroit, Indianapolis, NY Jets and Houston are all off this week. Get those lineups in on time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Until Next week folks,

-The Commissioner

Week 5

Well Folks,

It was another weird week in the NFL with proved the old NFL axiom on any given Sunday any team can beat any other team. Here's the scores...

Tax Dodgers 116- Avalon Aces 104

Rex's Team 107- Huachuca Chukars 104

Rancho Eagles 118- The Huntresses 75

The J Team 87- Grape Stompers 66

Little Flowers of Jesus 95- HB Footballers 84

Quite Smashing Pumpkins 87- Radisson Rebels 64

Canoga Lakes Capitalists 71- Thunder Mountain Lightning 53

Creek Trail Burros 82- T3SNBN 63

Mighty Birnkrant Moose 103- Tubby Corgis 57

Three Things About Last Weekend...

1. Buffalo really, really, stinks. Hey, they lost to a Jacksonville team that never wins up north.

2. Even with getting Randy Moss back, the Vikings won't get back to the NFC Title Game.

3. There are no undefeated teams left in the NFL. Those guys from the '72 Dolphins must be celebrating somewhere.

BYES FOR THIS WEEK: Buffalo, Cincinnati, Arizona, and Carolina are all off this week.

Please get those lineups to me by 8:00 PM Saturday night.

Have a great week!

-The Commissioner

Week 4

Hey All,

With a few teams off for the first of the bye weeks, scoring took a nose dive in the UMFL.

Here are this week's results...

Tax Dodgers 63- Rex's Team 62

T3SNBN 79- Huachuca Chukars 50

Avalon Aces 98- Rancho Eagles 65

Quite Smashing Pumpkins 92- Grape Stompers 90

Thunder Mountain Lightning 89- HB Footballers 77

Radisson Rebels 74- The J Team 62

Little Flowers of Jesus 89- Canoga Lakes Capitalists 77

Creek Trail Burros 87- Mighty Birnkrant Moose 65

The Huntresses 63- Tubby Corgis 63

Yes Folks, there was a tie this week. Those happen a couple of times a season.

Three thing about last weekend...

1. The Cardinals stink and even having Matt Leinart would not help them.

2. The Colts could end up being the highest scoring 8-8 team ever.

3. Wow, I think Tennessee defensive coordinator Chuck Cecil will think again before giving the refs the finger. Last week's finger cost him a $40,000 fine from the league.

This Week's Byes: MIAMI, NEW ENGLAND, PITTSBURGH, and SEATTLE are all off. So, change your lineups accordingly and let me know by 8:00PM Saturday night.

Have a great week folks!

-The Commissioner