Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Championship Week

Hey All,

Here's the final score of the year....

UMFL Championship Game:
Huchuca Chukars 99- Crusading College Apps 89

Congrats to Robert for pulling off the rare double this year by winning both the Baseball and Football leagues for 2011!

At this time The Commissioner would like to thank everyone for making this another great season in the UMFL. It's fun to run the league and have everyone cheering for their guys each Sunday. So, I hope to have you all back in the league in 2012.

Have a great time watching the real NFL playoffs and Super Bowl!

-The Commssioner

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

WEEK 15

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

American Conference Championship Game:
Crusading College Apps 99- America's Team 82

National Conference Championship Game:
Huachuca Chukars 110- Penthouse Penguins 78

Well folks, the biggest upset of the season took place in the National Conference Championship Game as the Penthouse Penguins fell. It was just a bad time for Aaron Rodgers ton have a bad week for the Pens.

So, The Chuakars and the Apps will face off for the title this week. Get those rosters in on time and remember that almost all of the NFL games this week will be on Saturday. There' only one Christmas Day game.

Have a great week,
The Commissioner

WEEK 15

Monday, December 12, 2011

WEEK 14

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

Gryffindor Seekers 122- Thunder Mountain Lightning 94
America's Team 75- The Queen's Rejects 56
Crusading College Apps 85- Creek Trail Burros 83
Global Benchwarmers 72- Canoga Lakes Capitalists 66
Bayou Breesers 93- Little Flowers of Jesus 87
Penthouse Penguins 94- Tax Dodgers 83
Huachuca Chukars 97- The Flames 95
HB Blue Devil Wannabes 129- Outlaws 81

Playoffs: How the divisions went down...

Western Division
America's Team claimed the division crown with their win over The Queen's Rejects.

Northern Division
Crusading College Apps win it due to their win over the Creek Trail Burros. So, just how close did this race get? If Dallas PK Dan Bailey makes the kick to send the Dallas-New York game to overtime, then the Creek Trail Burros would have won the division.

Southern Division
The Penthouse Penguins take this division with the league's best record at 11-3. The hard luck losers in this division are the Bayou Breesers. The Commissioner's team will sit home for the playoffs with their 10-4 record.

Eastern Division
The Huchuca Chuakrs beat The Flames yesterday and claim the division crown via tie-breaker. Both teams finish the season with 8-6 records, but the Chuakars get the nod because they swept both games from The Flames in the regular season.

NOTE TO THE PLAYOFF TEAMS: Get those rosters in for this week on time, please!

Thanks to all for playing another season in the UMFL!!!!! It's always a blast to run the league.
Have a great week!!!

-The Commissioner

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Week 13

Hey All,

Here's the scores...
America's team 122- Gryffindor Seekers 118
Thunder Mountain Lightning 130 The Queen's Rejects 94
Crusading College Apps 120- Global Benchwarmers 103
Creek Trail Burros 125- Canoga Lakes Capitalists 121
Penthouse Penguins 120- Bayou Breesers 95
Tax Dodgers 116- Little FLowers of Jesus 111
The Flames 129- Outlaws 84
Huachuca Chukars 129- HB Blue Devil Wannabes 108

The Playoff picture is coming into view. One week is left with games that will decide the four playoff spots. Let's look at the races...

Western Division: If The Queen's Rejects win this week, they're in, if America's Team wins we got to tie-breakers.

Northern Division: The winner of the Crusading College Apps-Creek Trail Burros game will win the division.

Southern Division: Penthouse Penguins win and they're in with the best record in the league. If they lose and the Bayou Breesers win we got to tie-breakers.

Eastern Division: If the Flames win, they're in, if they lose we got to tie-breakers.

Tie Breaking Procedures:
1. Head-to-Head Matchups
2. Divisional Record
3. Conference Record
4. Total Points Scored

NOTE: Get those rosters into me on time!!!!! All game matter as they will decide the playoff picture.

Have a great week!

-The Commissioner

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Week 12

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

Gryffindor Seekers 97- The Queen's Rejects 67
Thunder Mountain Lightning 89- America's Team 73
Canoga Lakes Capitalists 120- Crusading College Apps 114
Global Benchwarmers 96- Creek Trail Burros 92
Bayou Breesers 103- Tax Dodgers 74
Little Flowers of Jesus 101- Penthouse Penguins 91
HB Blue Devil Wannabes 106- The Flames 92
Huachuca Chukars 104- Outlaws 89

We've got two weeks left in the regular season and all four divisions are in doubt with some pivotal matchup coming this week. So, get those lineups in on time!!!!

Note: There are no more byes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great week!

-The Commissioner


Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Week 11

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

Gryffindor Seekers 99- Huachuca Chukars 70
Outlaws 105- Thunder Mountain Lightning 96
America's Team 89- HB Blue Devil Wannabes 83
The Flames 98- The Queen's Rejects 87
Little Flowers of Jesus 76- Crusading College Apps 46
Penthouse Penguins 91- Creek Trail Burros 74
Global Benchwarmers 83- Tax Dodgers 67
Bayou Breesers 80- Canoga Lakes Capitalists 57

NOTE: There are no more BYES for the rest of the season!!!!!!!!!

Please have a great Thanksgiving and get your lineups in by Thanksgiving Day!!!!

-The Commissioner

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Week 10

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

Gryffindor Seekers 103- Outlaws 78
Thunder Mountain Lightning 100- HB Blue Devil Wannabes 92
The Flames 96- America's Team 76
The Queen's Rejects 81- Huachuca Chukars 79
Crusading College Apps 130- Penthouse Penguins 89
Creek Trail Burros 130- Tax Dodgers 104
Global Benchwarmers 107- Bayou Breesers 93
Little Flowers of Jesus 101- Canoga Lakes Capitalists 95

Wow, a lot of high scores this week!

BYES: Indianapolis, New Orleans, Pittsburgh, Houston. These are the last byes of the season!!!

Thursday game is Jets-Broncos, if you're gonna use any Jets or Broncos, give me your lineup by kickoff Thursday. If not, by kickoff on Sunday as usual.

Have a great week!!!!
-The Commissioner


Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Week 9

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

Gryffindor Seekers 113- HB Blue Devil Wannabes 92
The Flames 119- Thunder Mountain Lightning 74
Huachuca Chukars 83- America's Team 79
Outlaws 84- The Queen's Rejects 79
Tax Dodgers 124- Crusading College Apps 83
Creek Trail Burros 116- Bayou Breesers 83
Little Flowers of Jesus 107- Global Benchwarmers 96
Penthouse Penguins 91- Canoga Lakes Capitalists 87

NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are no byes this week, all can play.

Also, there is a game on Thursday night. It's Oakland at San Diego.
If you want to start a Raider nor Charger this week, I have to know by kickoff on Thursday. The rest of your lineups can wait until Sunday morning by 10:00 AM PST.

Have a great week!!!!!!!
-The Commisisioner

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Week 8

Hey All,

Here's the scores...
The Flames 101- Gryffindor Seekers 79
Huachuca Chukars 83- Thunder Mountain Lightning 81
America's Team 93- Outlaws 88
Bayou Breesers 115- Crusading College Apps 89
Little Flowers of Jesus 82- Creek Trail Burros 72
Penthouse Penguins 100- Global Benchwarmers 71
The Queen's Rejects 99- HB Blue Devil Wannabes 97
Canoga Lakes Capitalists 101- Tax Dodgers 91

With this past week that featured so many subs, the most impressive subs were RB Steven Jackson of St. Louis with his 30 point day and the Detroit Defense. The Lions defense had a 35 point day.

BYES: This week Detroit, Minnesota, Carolina, and Jacksonville are all off.

Okay folks, remember to get this lineups into me by 10:00 AM PST on 11-6-11

Have a great week!!!
-The Commissioner

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Week 7

Hey All,

Here's the week 7 scores...

Creek Trail Burros 106- Gryffindor Seekers 87
Global Benchwarmers 101- Thunder Mountain Lightning 92
Canoga Lakes Capitalists 106- America's Team 80
Crusading College Apps 118- The Queen's Rejects 88
Bayou Breesers 110- Huachuca Chukars 103
Little Flowers of Jesus 99- Outlaws 67
Penthouse Penguins 98- HB Blue Devil Wannabes 84
Tax Dodgers 103- The Flames 76

Okay, here are the byes for week 8: Atlanta, Chicago, Green Bay, Oakland, NY Jets, and Tampa Bay. I see there will be some heavy subbing this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember to get your lineups into me by Sunday 10-30-11 at 10:00 AM PDT

Have a great week!!!!
-The Commissioner


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Week 6

Hey All!

Here's the scores...

Global Benchwarmers 84- Gryffindor Seekers 67
Canoga Lakes Capitalists 76- Thunder Mountain Lightning 69
Crusading College Apps 80- America's team 71
The Queen's Rejects 98- Creek Trail Burros 74
Bayou Breesers 97- Outlaws 66
Little Flowers of Jesus 80- HB Blue Devil Wannabes 66
Penthouse Penguins 102- The Flames 90
Tax Dodgers 83- Huachuca Chukars 78

This week's byes: Buffalo, Cincinnati, New England, NY Giants, Philadelphia, San Francisco

Folks, get those lineups into me by Sunday at 10:00 AM PDT

Have a great week!!!!!
-The Commissioner


Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Week 5

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

Canoga Lakes Capitalists 115- Gryffindor Seekers 97
Thunder Mountain Lightning 107- Crsading College Apps 92
Creek Trail Burros 107- America's Team 85
Global Benchwarmers 87- The Queen's Rejects 73
Bayou Breesers 90- HB Blue Devil Wannabes 79
The Flames 108- Little flowers of Jesus 80
Penthouse Penguins 106- Huachuca Chukars 103
Tax Dodgers 111- Outlaws 77

So, it was another big week in the NFL!
Here's this week's BYE TEAMS: Denver, Tennessee, Kansas City, Arizona, San Diego, Seattle

Get your starting lineups into me by 10:00 AM PDT Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great week!!!!!!!!

-The Commissioner

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Week 4

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

Crusading College Apps 69- Gryffindor Seekers 61
Creek Trail Burros 127- Thunder Mountain Lightning 63
The Queen's Rejects 96- Canoga Lakes Capitalists 78
Global Benchwarmers 107- America's Team 57
The Flames 115- Bayou Breesers 89
Little FLowers of Jesus 105- Huachuca Chukars 54
Tax Dodgers 126- HB Blue Devil Wannabes 106
Penthouse Penguins 96- Outlaws 81

It was a feast or famine week for teams this week. Green Bay's Aaron Rodgers had one of the biggest individual days a player has ever had in this league. His 60 points are amazing.

NOTICE: Bye Weeks start in the NFL this week. The teams off are Cleveland, Dallas, St. Louis, Miami, Washington, and Baltimore.

Another note: get those lineups in by 10:00 AM Sunday PDT. Also, you only get to use a non-roster sub for a bye week if your team is lacking enough players to field a full lineup. So, use your roster subs first, then go for non roster players.

Have a great week!
-The Commissioner

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Week 3

Hey All,

Here we go...

Week 3 results
Gryffindor Seekers 80- The Queen's Rejects 77
America's Team 118- Thunder Mountain Lightning 92
Crusading College Apps 92- Canoga Lakes Capitalists 64
Creek Trail Burros 100- Global Benchwarmers 62
Bayou Breesers 103- Tax Dodgers 87
Penthouse Penguins 90- Little Flowers of Jesus 80
The Flames 84- HB Blue Devil Wannabes 69
Huachuca Chukars 103- Outlaws 83

Wow, The Tom Brady scoring express rolls on, while the teams that started Phillip Rivers had a problem because he threw no TD passes.

Week 4: Everyone please get your starting lineups into me by 10:00 AM Sunday PDT. Didn't get a lot of responses to this last week. Also, enjoy this last week before all the bye weeks start coming around.

Have a great week!
-The Commissioner

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Week 2

Hey All,

Here's the results for a busy week two...

America's Team 110- Gryffindor Seekers 100
The Queen's Rejects 111- Thunder Mountain Lightning 92
Crusading College Apps 104- Global Benchwarmers 80
Creek Trail Burros 110- Canoga Lakes Capitalists 101
Bayou Breesers 115- Penthouse Penguins 109
Tax Dodgers 106- Little Flowers of Jesus 87
Outlaws 113- The Flames 96
Huachuca Chukars 123- HB Blue Devil Wannabes 77

Well, Tom Brady sure lit up the scoreboard again and Cam Newton threw for another 400 yards in another loss. Oh, and Kansas City is just awful. I am looking forward to the Jets-Raiders game this week!

Okay folks, get those starting lineups into me by Sunday at 10:00 AM PDT.

Have a great week!
-The Commissioner

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Week 1

Hey All,

Week one has come and gone in the National Football League. There were some pretty wild games. There were also some great performances. Here's this week's results...

Thunder Mountain Lightning 72- Gryffindor Seekers 69
The Queen's Rejects 119- America's Team 85
Crusading College Apps 91- Creek Trail Burros 75
Canoga Lakes Capitalists 100- Global Benchwarmers 90
Bayou Breesers 97- Little Flowers of Jesus 90
Penthouse Penguins 97- Tax Dodgers 78
Hiachuca Chukars 106- The Flames 77
HB Blue Devil Wannabes 72- Outlaws 70

Needless to say , but Tom Brady's 517 yards passing and 4 TDs sure as heck made an impact on some games. However, there were also negative impacts from Arian Foster not playing in Houston and Nate Kaeding getting knocked out on the opening kickoff in San Diego. Those starters earned zero points and that was huge.

Okay all, get those starting lineups in to me for this week by Sunday morning at 10:00 AM

Have a great week!

-The Commissioner

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The Rules- 2011

Hey All,

As a new class of greats heads into the Pro Football Hall of Fame and NFL squads are busting their butts in training camp with the lockout now over, It's time for us armchair GMs to get ready for the fourth season of the UMFL. So, without further ado...

Here are the League Rules:
1. Draft? There is no draft. Each owner will send me a roster and team name before 9-7-2011.

2. Roster Makeup: Each roster will look as follows...
2 QBs
3 RBs
3 WR/TEs
2 K
2 Defenses (Yes, you will pick two full defenses I.E. the Cowboys and the Jaguars defenses)

3. Starting Lineup: Each owner will submit a starting lineup for each game. Your lineup will consist of players from your roster will look as folllows
1 QB
2 RBs
2 WR/TEs
1 K
1 Defense

4. Scoring: QBs: QBs are awarded 1 point for every 20 yards gained passing and 1 point for every 10 yards gained rushing. All TDs scored bi air or ground count as 6 points each. I will use common rounding off procedures for point calculation.
ex. QB-A throws for 213 yards, runs for 24 yards and throws for 3 TDS. QB-A will have had a 31 point day. (213 P-Yds =11 pts. +24 R-yds.= 2 pts. +3TDs = 18 pts.)

RBs + WR/TEs: they get 1 point for every 10 yards rushing, 1 point for every 10 yards receiving and 6 points for each TD scored. Oh, and if they happen to throw the ball, they will get 1 point for every 20 yards passing.

K: Each PAT is worth one point and each FG is worth 3 points. Oh, and if they handle the ball at all they will be credited for their efforts exactly like the position players.

Defense: Each defensive unit earns points in this manner. Each sack is worth 2 points, each turnover is worth 3 points and each TD is worth 6 points.

Note: All kickoff and punt returns for a TD will only be counted if that player is in your starting lineup that week.

5. Bye Weeks: hopefully you will put a roster together that will take bye weeks into account. If you don't, you can use any other player to sub for the bye week affected player.

6. Roster Moves: You only get three, yes just three roster moves because a player is lousy. So pick wisely. Also, remember any player can be subbed for who is injured without it counting against your three roster moves.

7. Playoff Structure: Don't know yet. I'll see what works best after I get all the league signups.

8 Have Fun!!!

-The Commissioner