Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Week 3, 2014

Hey All,

There was a power outage in the UMFL this week.  I don't remember a week where not a single team topped 100 points.  Check out the scores...

Kiwi Penguins 77- KoKo Craters 75
San Juan Surf Dogs 76- Cucamonga Clan 68
ROFLOTF 69- Sonora Whipsnakes 43
Orange Is The New Brown 56- Thunder Mountain Lightning 49
TouchDownton Abbey 73- Earloes 56
Steel Knees 81- Huachuca Starthroats 66
Texas Toads 63- Greek One 46
SeaHorses 74- Bop's Bashers 55
The Capitalists 77- Tax Dodgers 53
Dukie Bears 83- Creek Trail Burros 69

Notes:

Welcome to the beginning of the BYE Weeks, folks!

Cincinnati, Cleveland, Denver, St. Louis, Arizona, and Seattle are all off this week.

Let me now go over the BYE rule again.

If you have a player on a bye week, then you must fill in that slot from your roster.  If a position group is wiped out due to a bye week, then you can sub from anywhere else in the NFL.

Thursday Night Game is...

New York Ginats @ Washington


Good Luck,
-The Commissioner

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Week 2, 2014

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

Koko Craters 97- Cucamonga Clan 42
ROFLOTF 75- San Juan Surf Dogs 61
Thunder Mountain Lightning 98- Kiwi Penguins 53
TouchDownton Abbey 91- Orange Is The New Brown 67
Earloes 74- Sonora Whipsnakes 61
Huachuca Starthroats 85- Greek One 49
Texas Toads 76- SeaHorses 74
Steel Knees 90- Tax Dodgers 72
The Capitalists 75- Dukie Bears 61
Creek Trail Burros 87- Bop's Bashers 77

Notes

Thursday Night Game is Tampa Bay at Atlanta

Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson subs and drops are freebies.  Just replace them as you want to.

Good Luck!

-The Commissioner

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Week 1, 2014

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

San Juan Surf Dogs 101- KoKo Craters 66
Kiwi Penguins 108- ROFLOTF 81
Cucamonga Clan 82- TouchDownton Abbey 81
Orange Is The New Brown 101- Earloes 89
Sonoran Whipsnakes 67- Thunder Mountain Lightning 51
Huachuca Starthroats 81- Texas Toads 74
SeaHorses 107- Steel Knees 76
Greek One 78- Dukie-Bears 64
The Capitalists 105- Creek Trail Burros 75
Tax Dodgers 84- Bop's Bashers 69

Notes and Reminders...

The NFL has a game every Thursday. If you have a player or players in that game, get your starting lineups to me by kickoff of that game.

Anybody in the league that needs to drop Ray Rice, can do so without it costing a roster move.  What a train wreck.

A giant has been felled.  With the Cucamonga Clans' one-point win over Touchdownton Abbey, Maureen Lenker's 15-game winning streak has been snapped.

Good Luck to all this week!

-The Commissioner