2015 UMFL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

Hey All,

Here's the score of the UMFL Championship Game...

West
Tax Dodgers 91- Sonoran Whipsnakes 81

The Tax Dodgers are the 2015 UMFL Champions!!!!

The Commissioner wishes to congratulate the Tax Dodgers on a fine season!

The Commissioner also wishes to thank all the other teams for helping to make the league a success once again.  It is fun to run this league each year.  I hope you all can be part of the league again next season.

Happy Holidays,
-The Commissioner

Divisional Playoffs 2015

Hey All,

Here's the scores of the Divisional Playoffs...

West
Sonoran Whipsnakes 88- The Capitalists 77

East
Tax Dodgers 89- Thunder Mountain Lightning 73


The UMFL Championship Game is now set.

Sonoran Whipsnakes v. Tax Dodgers


This Week's Byes: There are no byes!

Thursday Night Game: Tampa Bay @ St. Louis

Saturday Night Game: New York Jets @ Dallas

So, if you have  player or players playing Thursday, please send me your starters by 5:25 PM PDT on 12/17, if not you have until 5:25 PM PDT Saturday 12/19.

Note:  Whoever wins this championship game will become the eighth different person to win this league in the eight seasons it has been in existence.  It's not easy to get to the top.

Good Luck!

-The Commissioner

Wild Card Playoffs

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

West Wild Card Playoff
Sonoran Whipsnakes 82- Femme Football Fatale 68
East Wild Card Playoff
Tax Dodgers 84- Touchdownton Abbey 64


Divisional Playoff Schedule

West
Sonoran Whipsnakes v. The Capitalists

East
Tax Dodgers v. Thunder Mountain Lightning

Winner will advance to the UMFL Championship Game

This Week's Byes: There are no byes!

Thursday Game: Minnesota @ Arizona

If you have player going on Thursday, get your rosters into me by kickoff on 12/10.  Otherwise you have until 10:00 AM PST 12/13.

This is Wild Card Playoff Week!!!

Good Luck!

-The Commissioner

Week 12, 2015

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

Pink Unicorns 106- LuLu Lemons 96
Femme Football Fatale 88- Sonoran Whipsnakes 81
The Capitalists 73- San Juan Rollers 68
Thunder Mountain Lightning 101- Huachuca Starthroats 70
Touchdownton Abbey 113- Greek One 63
Tax Dodgers 78- KoKo Kraters 73

The Playoffs

The Capitalists won the UMFL West and the Thunder Mountain Lightning won the UMFL east with identical 10-2 records.  They have earned a bye week and play again until the Divisonal Playoff round in week 14.

The two wild card teams in the West are the Femme Football Fatale (7-5) and the Sonoran Whipsnakes (5-7) .  The Whisnakes made the playoffs due to their 2-0 series sweep of the San Juan Rollers who also finished at 5-7.

The two wild card teams in the east are the Tax Dodgers (9-3) and Touchdownton Abbey (6-5-1).

Here's the matchups:

Playoffs: Wild Card Round

Femme Football Fatale v. Sonoran Whipsnakes
Tax Dodgers v. Touchdownton Abbey


This Week's Byes: There are no byes!

Thursday Game: Green Bay @ Detroit

If you have player going on Thursday, get your rosters into me by kickoff on 12/3.  Otherwise you have until 10:00 AM PST 12/6.

This is Wild Card Playoff Week!!!

Good Luck!

-The Commissioner

Week 11, 2015

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

Lulu Lemons 75- Sonoran Whipsnakes 74
The Capitalists 77- Pink Unicorns 76
San Juan Rollers 71- Femme Football Fatale 60
Huachuca Starthroats 84- Greek One 59
Touchdownton Abbey 77- KoKo Craters 77 (a Tie!)
Tax Dodgers 71- Thunder Mountain Lightning 66

This Week's Byes: There are no byes!

Thanksgiving Games:
Phiadelphia @ Detroit
Carolina @ Dallas
Chicago @ Green Bay

If you have player going on Thursday, get your rosters into me by kickoff on 11/26.  Otherwise you have until 10:00 AM PST 11/29.

Week 12 is the final week of the regular season.  The division champion and two wild card from each division will make the playoffs.

Good Luck!

-The Commissioner

Week 10, 2015

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

The Capitalists 121- LuLu Lemons 72
Femme Football Fatale 83- Pink Unicorns 69
Snoran Whipsnakes 100- San Juan Rollers 63
KoKo Kraters 96- Greek One 54
Thunder Mountain Lightning 115- Touchdownton Abbey- 107
Tax Dodgers 102- Huachuca Starthroats 89

This Week's Byes: Cleveland, New Orleans, New York, and Pittsburgh

Thursday Night Game: Tennessee @ Jacksonville

If you have player going on Thursday, get your rosters into me by kickoff on 11/19.  Otherwise you have until 10:00 AM PST 11/22.

Good Luck!

-The Commissioner

Week 9, 2015

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

LuLu Lemons 89- San Juan Rollers 79
The Capitalists 110- Femme Football Fatale 66
Snoran Whipsnakes 95- Pink Unicorns 81
KoKo Kraters 98- Huachuca Starthroats 95
Thunder Mountain Lightning 75- Greek One 62
Touchdown ton Abbey 111- Tax Dodgers 94

This Week's Byes: Atlanta, Indianapolis, San Diego and San Francisco

Thursday Night Game: Buffalo @ New York Jets

If you have player going on Thursday, get your rosters into me by kickoff on 11/12.  Otherwise you have until 10:00 AM PST 11/15.

Good Luck!

-The Commissioner

Week 8, 2015

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

Femme Football Fatale 92- LuLu Lemons 50
San Juan Rollers 88- Pink Unicorns 82
The Capitalists 52- Sonoran Whipsnakes 50
Touchdown ton Abbey 69- Huachuca Starthroats 67
Thunder Mountain Lightning 73- KoKo Kraters 51
Greek One 81- Tax Dodgers 57

This Week's Byes: Detroit, Kansas City, Arizona, Seattle, Baltimore, Houston

Thursday Night Game: Cleveland @ Cincinnati

If you have player going on Thursday, get your rosters into me by kickoff on 11/5.  Otherwise you have until 10:00 AM PDT 11/8.

Good Luck!

-The Commissioner

Week 7, 2015

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

LuLu Lemons 116- Touchdownton Abbey 66
Femme Football Fatale 112- Huachuca Starthroats 83
Tax Dodgers 94- San Juan Rollers 87
KoKo Kraters 106- The Capitalists 94
Thunder Mountain Lightning 110- Sonoran Whipsnakes 101
Pink Unicorns 104- Greek One 66

This Week's Byes: Buffalo, Philadelphia, Washington, Jacksonville

Thursday Night Game: Miami @ New England

If you have player going on Thursday, get your rosters into me by kickoff on 10/29.  Otherwise you have until 10:00 AM PDT 11/1.

Good Luck!

The Commissioner

Week 6, 2015

Hey All,


Here's the scores...

Huachuca Starthroats 96- LuLu Lemons 77
Femme Football Fatale 90- Touchdownton Abbey 72
San Juan Rollers 90- KoKo Kraters 62
The Capitalists 74- Tax Dodgers 67
Greek One 81- Sonoran Whipsnakes 75
Thunder Mountain Lightning 72- Pink Unicorns 61

This Week's Byes: Chicago, Cincinnati, Denver, Green Bay

Thursday Night Game: Seattle at San Francisco

If you have player going on Thursday, get your rosters into me by kickoff on 10/22.  Otherwise you have until 10:00 AM PDT 10/25.

Good Luck!

The Commissioner

Week 5, 2015

Hey All,


Here's the scores...

Femme Football Fatale 83- LuLu Lemons 70
San Juan Rollers 84- Pink Unicorns 62
The Capitalists 97- Sonoran Whipsnakes 87
Thunder Mountain Lightning 87- KoKo Kraters 81
Tax Dodgers 96- Greek One 69
Touchdown ton Abbey 90- Huachuca Starthroats 84

This Week's Byes: Dallas, Oakland, Seattle, Tampa Bay

Thursday Night Game: Atlanta @ New Orleans

If you have player going on Thursday, get your rosters into me by kickoff on 10/15.  Otherwise you have until 10:00 AM PDT 10/18.

Good Luck!

The Commissioner

week 4, 2015

Hey All,


Here's the scores...

San Juan Rollers 62- LuLu Lemons 53
The Capitalists 76- Femme Football Fatale 30
Sonoran Whipsnakes 84- Pink Unicorns 51
KoKo Kraters 74- Huachuca Starthroats 69
Thunder Mountain Lightning 60- Greek One 56
Tax Dodgers 75- Touchdownton Abbey 43

This Week's Byes: Miami, Minnesota, New York, and Carolina are al off this week.

Thursday Night Game: Indianapolis @ Houston

If you have player going on Thursday, get your rosters into me by kickoff on 10/8.  Otherwise you have until 10:00 AM PDT 10/11.

Good Luck!

The Commissioner

Week 3, 2015

Hey All,


Here's the scores...

The Capitalists 110- LuLu Lemons 74
Sonoran Whipsnakes 116- San Juan Rollers 89
Pink Unicorns 102- Femme Football Fatale 61
Tax Dodgers 134- Huachuca Starthroats 105
KoKO Kraters 131- Greek One 119
Thunder Mountain Lightning 78- Touchdownton Abbey 61

This Week's Byes: Tennessee and New England have byes this week.

Thursday Night Game: Baltimore @ Pittsburgh

If you have player going on Thursday, get your rosters into me by kickoff on 10/1.  Otherwise you have until 10:00 AM PDT 10/4.

Good Luck!

The Commissioner

Week 2, 2015

Hey All,


Here's the scores...

Sonoran Whipsnakes 99- LuLu Lemons 57
Pink Unicorns 101- The Capitalists 92
Femme Football Fatale 90- San Juan Rollers 70
Greek One 82- Huachuca Starthroats 61
Touchdownton Abbey 80, KoKo Kraters 79
Tax Dodgers 90- Thunder Mountain Lightning 74


This Week's Byes: There are no byes in the NFL this week.

Thursday Night Game: Washington @ New York Giants

If you have player going on Thursday, get your rosters into me by kickoff on 9/24.  Otherwise you have until 10:00 AM PDT 9/27

Good Luck!

The Commissioner

Week 1, 2015

Hey All,

Here's the scores...

LuLu Lemons 70- Pink Unicorns 42
Femme Football Fatales 110- Sonoran Whipsnakes 66
The Capitalists 79- San Juan Rollers 71
Thunder Mountain Lightning 79- Huachuca Starthroats 54
Touchdownton Abbey 77- Greek One 54
Tax Dodgers 80- KoKo Kraters 56

Byes:  There are in Byes this week in the NFL

However, there is a Thursday Game: Denver @ Kansas City

So, get your lineups in to me if you have players playing on Thursday, if not by 10 AM on Sunday is your deadline.

Good Luck!
-The Commissioner

The Rules: 2015

Hey All,

Are you ready for some football!?!
Here's the UMFL rules for 2015!!!!!!!!  We should have a really fun league this year!!!!

Note:  The deadline for submitting your rosters and team names is September 4, 2015 at 5:00 PM PDT.  This is six days before the season starts.  I will need time to make the schedule, assemble the rosters and create the game log.

Here are the League Rules:

1. Draft? There is no draft. Each owner will send me a roster and team name before the deadline. I need time to make up the schedule.

2. Roster Makeup: Each roster will look as follows...

2 QBs

3 RBs

3 WR/TEs

2 K

2 Defenses

3. Starting Lineup: Each owner will submit a starting lineup for each game. Your lineup will consist of players from your roster and will look as follows...

1 QB

2 RBs

2 WR/TEs

1 K

1 Defense

4. Scoring: QBs: QBs are awarded 1 point for every 20 yards gained passing and 1 point for every 10 yards gained rushing. All TDs scored by air or ground count as 6 points each. I will use common rounding off procedures for point calculation.

ex. QB-A throws for 213 yards, runs for 24 yards and throws for 3 TDS. QB-A will have had a 31 point day. (213 P-Yds =11 pts. +24 R-yds.= 2 pts. +3TDs = 18 pts.)

RBs + WR/TEs: they get 1 point for every 10 yards rushing, 1 point for every 10 yards receiving and 6 points for each TD scored. Oh, and if they happen to throw the ball, they will get 1 point for every 20 yards passing.

PK: Each PAT is worth one point and each FG is worth 3 points. Oh, and if they handle the ball at all they will be credited for their efforts exactly like the position players.

Defense: Each defensive unit earns points in this manner. Each sack is worth 2 points, each turnover is worth 3 points and each TD is worth 6 points.

Special Teams: 

5. Bye Weeks: hopefully you will put a roster together that will take bye weeks into account. If you don't, you can use any other player to sub for the bye week affected player after you have used all the players on your roster in that position. For example, If two of your three running backs are on a bye, then you will use your third RB plus a sub for that week from the rest of the NFL. 

6. Watch The Schedule: The NFL is starting Thursday Night Football in September this year, so if you have a player or players in that week's matchup, let me know you're using them before that game starts.

7. Roster Moves: You only get two, yes just two roster moves because a player is lousy. So pick wisely. Also, remember any player can be subbed for who is injured without it counting against your two roster moves.

8. Playoff Structure: Don't know yet. I'll see what works best after I get all the league signups.

9. Have Fun!!!

-The Commissioner