Week 7

Hey All,

It was a week of blowouts in the NFL. Cincinnati crushed Chicago, Indianapolis cut the horns off the Rams, and the Jets soared over the Raiders. It was a weird week in the UMFL with two ties coming into play.

Here's five quick notes on the UMFL...

1. If you're up 38-0, you should be able to eat a hot dog on the sideline. Dan Dierdorf and all the idiots who were offended by this need to grow up. I remember when QBs and Coaches used to grab a smoke on the sidelines.

2. The Bengals' Cedric Benson must have loved running all over the Bears.

3. Just when you write off Tony Romo, he has a big game. It's annoying.

4. The Steelers defense is still awesome.

5. The Rams, Buccaneers, and Browns are pathetic, but the Raiders several levels beyond pathetic.

BYE WEEK: Cincinnati, Kansas City, New England, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, and Washington are all off this week. So please get those adjusted starting lineups into me on time.

Have a great week!
-The Commissioner

Week 6

Hey All,

It was a fun week in the NFL!!! We saw the New York Giants get crushed in a dome and the Tennessee Titans get crushed in a freak blizzard in New England. We also saw great days from Brett Favre, DeAngelo Williams and Randy Moss. Also, just when I think the Raiders are the worst team ever, Tampa Bay and Tennesse start showing why they could go winless.

Here's five quick notes about the UMFL...

1. Mark Sanchez is definitely showing signs of looking like a rookie.

2. The Patriots are looking pretty awesome right now.

3. It looks like the Eagles thought they had last week off as well when they played the Raiders.

4. Who else is surprised that Denver is undefeated?

5. Drew Brees is still a football god. However, if he is such a god, why does only one team own any of his wide receivers?

BYE WEEK ALERT: Denver, Detroit, Tennessee, Seattle, Jacksonville, and Baltimore are off this week. Be sure to get you rosters in on time!!!!!

Have a great week
-The Commissioner

Week 5

Hey All,

What a cool week it was in the NFL! The Atlanta Falcons had an offensive explosion in San Francisco, the Browns and Bills played the ugliest game ever, and the Raiders continued to show why they may be the worst team of all time. I'm saying they may be even worse than the 1952 Dallas Texans.

Here's five quick notes about the UMFL...

1. It's good to score. 75 of the undefeated Canoga Lakes Capitalists' 121 points came from touchdowns, field goals and PATs. They even got a TD from their defense.

2. The Quite Smashing Pumpkins are feeling better off last week's one point loss with a three point win this week. They could be this season's cardiac kids.

3. The Raiders stink. No, I mean they really, really stink. If I was the 2010 number one draft pick, I would start talking to CFL teams right now.

4. The Commissioner got lucky. My third WR was put in to cover the bye week and he racked up 210 yards receiving and two touchdowns.

5. Payton Manning is still a football god.

BYE WEEK: Dallas, Indianapolis, Miami, and San Francisco are all off this week. Please adjust your rosters accordingly and have your starting lineups into me by 8:00 PDT Saturday night.

Have a great week!!!!!
-The Commissioner

Hey All,

The NFL Season is 25% complete with the New Orleans Saints and the Denver Broncos looking like the teams to beat right now, The Oakland Raiders and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers look like two of the worst teams ever, and Mark Sanchez had his first bad week as a rookie with the New York Jets. Don't feel too bad for Mark Sanchez though, remember Peyton set the NFL rookie record for interceptions in his rookie season.

Here's five quick notes about the UMFL...

1. There are two undefeated teams in the league that will be knocked down to one after the Canoga Lakes Capitalists and the Thunder Mountain Lightning face each other this week.

2. There were some very close games this week in the league. A few yards here or there have been the difference in these games.

3. The Raider offense will never do anything as long as Paul Hackett and Ted Tollner are on the coaching staff.

4. How did Tony Romo fall apart so quickly as a QB? Is he still seeing Jessica Simpson?

5. Brett Favre is still a football god.

BYE WEEK: Watch out folks, Chicago, Green Bay, New Orleans, and San Diego all have a bye this week. Please adjust your rosters accordingly and notify me of your changes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminder: Let's get those lienups in by Saturday night at 8:00 PM PDT

Have a great week!!!
-The Commissioner