Week 5

Hey All,

What a cool week it was in the NFL! The Atlanta Falcons had an offensive explosion in San Francisco, the Browns and Bills played the ugliest game ever, and the Raiders continued to show why they may be the worst team of all time. I'm saying they may be even worse than the 1952 Dallas Texans.

Here's five quick notes about the UMFL...

1. It's good to score. 75 of the undefeated Canoga Lakes Capitalists' 121 points came from touchdowns, field goals and PATs. They even got a TD from their defense.

2. The Quite Smashing Pumpkins are feeling better off last week's one point loss with a three point win this week. They could be this season's cardiac kids.

3. The Raiders stink. No, I mean they really, really stink. If I was the 2010 number one draft pick, I would start talking to CFL teams right now.

4. The Commissioner got lucky. My third WR was put in to cover the bye week and he racked up 210 yards receiving and two touchdowns.

5. Payton Manning is still a football god.

BYE WEEK: Dallas, Indianapolis, Miami, and San Francisco are all off this week. Please adjust your rosters accordingly and have your starting lineups into me by 8:00 PDT Saturday night.

Have a great week!!!!!
-The Commissioner