Week 7

Hey All,

It was a week of blowouts in the NFL. Cincinnati crushed Chicago, Indianapolis cut the horns off the Rams, and the Jets soared over the Raiders. It was a weird week in the UMFL with two ties coming into play.

Here's five quick notes on the UMFL...

1. If you're up 38-0, you should be able to eat a hot dog on the sideline. Dan Dierdorf and all the idiots who were offended by this need to grow up. I remember when QBs and Coaches used to grab a smoke on the sidelines.

2. The Bengals' Cedric Benson must have loved running all over the Bears.

3. Just when you write off Tony Romo, he has a big game. It's annoying.

4. The Steelers defense is still awesome.

5. The Rams, Buccaneers, and Browns are pathetic, but the Raiders several levels beyond pathetic.

BYE WEEK: Cincinnati, Kansas City, New England, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, and Washington are all off this week. So please get those adjusted starting lineups into me on time.

Have a great week!
-The Commissioner